So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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