So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm both gender and math confused
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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