We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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