i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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