ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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