Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
