No stitches, just platelets and will power
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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