Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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