have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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