There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize