I think i sorta joined a cult last night
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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