He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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