i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.