Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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