I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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