The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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