the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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