Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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