what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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