Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks