Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.