Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...