if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience