So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?