Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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