I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
How's work?
Spinning.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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