i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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