farters have to be the big spoon...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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