He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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