What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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