It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
i think im in europe. pls send help
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?