I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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