I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?