what if I'm pregnant?
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Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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NoShamevember. You game?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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