WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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