Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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