...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight