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  (303): View more from Colorado

  i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'

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  (303): i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris' http://tfl.nu/lstf
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  (516): View more from New York

  I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen

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  (516): I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen http://tfl.nu/keq8
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  (239): View more from Florida

  Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?

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  (239): Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls? http://tfl.nu/pmwm
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.

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  (815): He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already. http://tfl.nu/j86y
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  (352): View more from Florida

  I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.

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  (352): I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas. http://tfl.nu/mxts
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  (605): View more from South Dakota

  Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.

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  (605): Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction. http://tfl.nu/iqla
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  (310): View more from California

  I'm so sick

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  I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.

  (310): View more from California

  That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..

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  (310): I'm so sick (323): I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night. (310): That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy.. http://tfl.nu/0aa2
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  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college

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  (336): Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college http://tfl.nu/8jl4
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  (937): View more from Ohio

  Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.

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  (937): Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more. http://tfl.nu/fpyx
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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent

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  (201): Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent http://tfl.nu/dpc9
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.

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  My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.

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  (843): But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public. (1-843): My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly. http://tfl.nu/3lc6
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  (250): View more from British Columbia

  My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?

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  (250): My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going? http://tfl.nu/uwc6
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  (423): View more from Tennessee

  How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.

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  (423): How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that. http://tfl.nu/bexq
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.

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  (403): My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me. http://tfl.nu/43ul
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  (864): View more from South Carolina

  Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.

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  (864): Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best. http://tfl.nu/mp9w
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