I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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