i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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