dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?