Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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