It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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