This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends