did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I think I died a long time ago.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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