O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.