I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.