Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"