They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.