dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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