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Are my feet made of real feet?
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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