then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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