i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Holy shit dude........stairs
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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