Me. At least after what I've been through.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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