I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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