Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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