The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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